Category: Joke Board
A midget in Texas went to the doctor because
his testicles ached almost all the time. The doctor
told him to stand on the examining table and
drop his pants. The doctor put one finger under
his left testicle and told the midget to turn
his head and cough (the usual method to check for a hernia).
"Aha!" mumbled the doc and putting his
finger under the right testicle, he asked him to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip, snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side,
then Snip, snip,snip, snip, on the left side.
The little guy was so scared he was afraid to look,
but noted with amazement that the snipping didn't hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to get dressed
and see if his testicles still ached.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he
walked around the doc's office and discovered
his testicles were no longer aching.
Then said, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it....
What did you do?"
The Doctor replied,
"I cut an inch off the top of your cowboy boots
man that was great!!!